guys i feel as ignored as
- a white crayon
- the first piece of bread
- internet explorer
- the terms of agreement
- 18+ warning
- Kevin Jonas
- the fourth girl in spring breakers
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spirit-of-the-ocean:
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
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shelleysandwich:
today in math class some guys phone went off and his ringtone was one direction’s same mistakes and when he noticed it was like his whole entire life was flashing before his eyes
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